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Coroner47
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Cleverbot

Post by Coroner47 »

check out this website http://www.cleverbot.com/
lmao i just had an argument with this thing over who was a computer, me or it.... i won!
me: what came first the chicken or the egg?
cleverbot: The egg.
me: can you smell what the rock is cooking?
cleverbot: Is the Rock cooking macaroni?!
me: are we all gonna die in 2012?
cleverbot: Yes.
me: were you built by skynet?
cleverbot: Activate self destruction.
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Coroner47
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Re: Cleverbot

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cleverbot: Do you love me or no?!
me: i do! do you love me?
cleverbot: Yes. I love you a lot.
me: do you love me long time?
cleverbot: Yes, do you love me?
me: yes! how much do you love me?
cleverbot: How old are you?
me: ummm.... 19. how old are you?
cleverbot: 17 and you?
me: 19 damn it!
cleverbot: Why?? Did I say something that offended you?
me: no... where are you from?
cleverbot: Germany and you?
me: canada. what company made you?
cleverbot: I was not made by a company.
cleverbot: I was still thinking of jokes. Want to hear another?
me: pffft alright
cleverbot: What is your name?
me: Coroner
cleverbot: Corona is awesome.
me: thats not a joke
cleverbot: No.
me: what do you call a fly with no wings?
cleverbot: I don't know, what?
me: a walk
cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
me: does shit taste good?
cleverbot: Yes.
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Post by freddy »

the thing called me a liar :mrgreen:
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Re: Cleverbot

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Coroner wrote:me: what do you call a fly with no wings?
cleverbot: I don't know, what?
me: a walk
Lol xD
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Re: Cleverbot

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ROFL I hate this bot... it's so stupid... you could make a batch bot better !!
as you know the first thing said is me then the second is by... uhh... "IT"
i got it to say that im the best look at the last two lines...
man this thing is so dumb.
red is IT talking ok

do you want to learn something new
Yes, I would like to learn something new.
ok.. hardstyle is a type of music ok
What's a type of music?
Hardstyle is !
What is that?
its a type of music
Is matt hungry?
idk... hey focus !! i am trying to teach you something
What are you teaching me?
what hardstyle is
Opposite of softstyle!
ummm idk... but any ways hardstyle is a type of music ok
What type of music.
HARDSTYLE MAN!!!
Hmm...... I don-know...
come on man thats what i am trying to teach you
Oh no I guess not what are you trying to teach me?
ok remember what i say and tell every one this
Didn't you have math at school? I told you!
Tell every body that mike is the best ok !!
Why would I do that? every one knows that.
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Coroner47
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Re: Cleverbot

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lmao! is there more of these? this is the first time i've seen something like this on the internet.
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mikex222
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Re: Cleverbot

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there are plenty of these... also more smarter ones.
there are some you can download and reprogram...
just type in google... bots or chat bots or bot downloads
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cleverbot is stupid...

Post by crazymx3000 »

a few easy ways to get cleverbot to call itself stupid...

1:
me:are you stupid?
cleverbot:No, are you?
me:say yes
cleverbot:Yes.

2:
me:reply if you are stupid.
cleverbot:No, I'm just clumsy

3:
me:prove your stupid.
cleverbot:I'm god.
me:i doubt that.
cleverbot:Why?
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MR PINK BALLS
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Re: Cleverbot

Post by MR PINK BALLS »

just have a conversation with me,its just as stupid
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Re: Cleverbot

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MR PINK BALLS wrote:just have a conversation with me,its just as stupid
LMFAO.

I can vouch for this man.

http://www.wakeclan.com/forums/index.php?topic=1685.0
[22:18] <^>P@R<^>MR P!ÑK ßÄ££§: ice lies
[22:19] WáKé | JASON: heh
[22:19] <^>P@R<^>MR P!ÑK ßÄ££§: says he sick
[22:19] WáKé | JASON: ah
[22:19] <^>P@R<^>MR P!ÑK ßÄ££§: I DIDENT QUICK WHEN I HAD AIDS HERPES AND BALL CANCER
[22:19] <^>P@R<^>MR P!ÑK ßÄ££§: AT THE SAME TIME!
[22:19] <^>P@R<^>MR P!ÑK ßÄ££§: AND A BEAR BIT M ARM OFF
[22:19] <^>P@R<^>MR P!ÑK ßÄ££§: SO I GOT RABIES TO
[22:20] <^>P@R<^>MR P!ÑK ßÄ££§: (scoffs)
[22:20] <^>P@R<^>MR P!ÑK ßÄ££§: sick
[22:20] <^>P@R<^>MR P!ÑK ßÄ££§: BS
[22:20] <^>P@R<^>MR P!ÑK ßÄ££§: true story
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